Hoomans! Sometimes they make me crazy

So, momma has been working her tushy off for auntie Crissy's

Big Yard and Bake Sale 

THIS SATURDAY! MAY 3, 2014

from 8 am to 2 pm

at 936 Richland Drive

Va Beach, VA  23464

 

next to Woodstock Park on Providence Road, across from the Fire Hall.

Avalon Hills.

 

While I do mind the fact that this means She has less time for me... ehmm I am a generous dog as I do realize that momma's motives are pure and the cause is worthy! I mean really, what's more important than fundraising for Tidewater Bichon Frise Rescue???? Nuffing!. Zackly. Nuffing!

 Having said that, I am willing to put up with a lot. So... I will miss a good belly rub... And maybe feel a wee bit neglected, but hey... I am the bigger dog [in the soul sense that is. That woman is already whining about my needing to lose a lb... no need to encourage her obsession..]

My take on this whole baking thing is simple. 

She should be making stuff that is four legged friendly. Like turkey jerky! Not these prissy cupcakes thingies Iaden with ew... chocolate... expensive... dark... chocolate... 

And no, lemon  custard cupcakes are not my theng either.

I will taste a vanilla cupcake, but then... who offered me one?  Nobody....

And to add insult to injury momma, spent a great deal of time "decorating " the stuff.  Her line "we eat with our eyes first" really ticked me off. I mean think about it! Who eats with their eyes?  How would you even do that? Why would you even try???

Everyone knows your nose is the "gateway" you your appetite!  Who cares what it looks like!  The real question is... "Does it smell good enough to eat?"

The cookies are done...the blondies are done...the fort knox pies are done... and now she is messing around with these other citrusy thingies... I dunno...  I am sorry I am still stuck on eating with the eyes...GROSS!

But if you decide to take a break momma, I have a belly here that needs to be rubbed, I am just saying.

See???  It is here, if you need some de stressing....

'vie