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Friday, May 30, 2014

Reclaiming your hooman



1.  THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES

2.  YOU CANNOT BE TOO CLOSE

3.  DO NOT BE AFRAID TO SEIZE HIS SPACE

4.  YOUR COMFORT IS IMPORTANT, HIS IS NOT

5.  DROOL ON HIM, SPITTLE IS LIKE GLUE THAT BINDS YOU TO HIM

6.  REMIND HIM HE IS YOURS AND LIVES TO SERVE YOU

7.  STARE DEEPLY INTO HIS EYES LIKE YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR ANY TELL TALE SIGN OF INFIDELITY.

8.  NO MATTER WHAT YOU SEE, MAKE SURE HE FEELS GUILTY. FOR WHAT IS NOT IMPORTANT, THAT HE FEELS GUILTY IS IMPORTANT

9.  USE THAT GUILT

10. MAKE HIM FEEL AS IF HE HAS NO CHOICES. HE IS ONLY HERE TO SERVE YOU. HIS OWN NEEDS ARE EXTINGUISHED.


Isn't lovely to own a hooman?

'vie

PS Max. see, ADAM is mine.ALL mine.  No matter what you think.

2 comments:

Robin Deem said...

For all eternity....

Robin Deem said...

For all eternity.... my heart belongs to Herbie