Saturday, July 16, 2011

post grooming

So... I skipped breakfast... I was being a DIVA, and I came back from Blue Heaven totally starved. Lucky for me daddy is home. Unlike lazy momma who puts down the bowl and you are on you are on your own, daddy hand feeds you. Yes,  hand feeds you. I trained him so well.

 

I am not listening woman, I am hungry and I am eating the misery you pass as food. She has been mixing too many veggies in my bowl [divas don't have to eat those] and she measures the food. ??? Diet??? Who invented that stupid word?  She gave me lamb, a zillion green beans and count them... 4 bow ties pasta. 4! And it's that smart whole wheat.... 4.... that's all I am saying...

'vie
Oh, Miss Margie was not bad. like I needed a bath!  

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I must say you look stunning!

If it makes you feel any better, my food gets measured out too. When I decided to live with these people, I was a robust 28.5 lbs. In 3 short years, they've starved me down to 18.5. I would probably blow away in a decent gust of wind not to mention the constant hunger and foraging for anything I can find on my walks... it's a tough life being a dog.

bichonpawz said...

You have our sympathy...we have not yet tried the whole wheat kind of pasta. You do look really pretty! Xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

silvieon4 said...

Thank you Tank, what is this diet thing? The only one who gets encouraged to eat is momma, ok actually they encourage her to eat to take her meds. Ick...Tank they thinned you by 10 lbs... OMD, I suppose now they tell you you are healthier and you will live longer... Blah blah, but you look wonderful, you should hear the Wendy talk about you.... She really really likes you.
Ladybug and Chloe diets are rough...but she who rules has spoken. Her misery loves company....