Naomi Campbell, Put down that cell phone..... NOW.
Do the Adriana Lima pout. I get a lot of grift with this one because of my perfect underbite. It makes them ohhh. Then I get what I want. Try that.
I took advantage of the wind and did my best Alessandra Ambrosio.
That wind blown pic? Pure Alessandra... I practiced! Like it?
You guys have so many yummy models you can imitate. Pick one! Travis Fimmel me!
Slay me with a little Jason Shaw, ok ok, tantalize me with a hint of Marcus Schenkenberg- I said HINT- keep your pants on! But you get the idea.
All I now is, when I see that camera, I drop my exterior shell and let it look deep into my doggy soul and voila`, my profile shots, my 3/4 shots, all perfect.
Oh yes, Auntie Lisa. There are NO BAD pictures of me, just bad photographers. So, practice. It's the only way to get to Carnegie Hall.
Sucking my cheeks, doing the skinny face a la Claudia. Ohh I am goood... Next year, we take no excuses. Momma said so.
Later dahrlings.
'vie
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