Monday, August 23, 2010
Jeff Goldblum Has a Mini Pony
Oh I am soooo ticked off! You all know how much I have want a tiny horse! I have been wanting Einstein for a life in being [mine] and 21 years! But I don't get a tiny horse. Noooooo . But that ugly man who did that awful fly movie gets a mini pony! Do you know how tall that dude is? How is he ever going to ride that poor tiny pony? I think that tiny pony should be rescued and I think we should take it to White Dog Cottage! If that dude tries to ride him ... that tiny pony is going to die! There is steam coming out of my ears and it is puffing out my due! I can't even talk about it. Somebody do something!
HA? what do you mean pony tail? I don't believe you. Blah blah blah... I am NOT listening. I want a pony. I want my pony. I want EINSTEIN! And I want that tiny pony to be safe!
they will lie about anything not to get me my pony.