Monday, August 23, 2010

Innocent


I was caught rolling myself on the carpeting. I was accused of doing it to remove my bows. I was told to stop immediately... which I did... But. The truth is, I was not even thinking about the bows. Someone owes me a big apology. I am not naming names, but the itchy sneezy coughy one owes me a big apology...Look, in my world possession is not the sole form ownership. Scenting something makes it yours, specially if you can out scent anyone else.Not familiar? Well, I found this great chewie. Where and how is not important. {Anyone see JD? Is he anywhere near his look out window? Good, he is sleeping downstairs? Gooooood}Now, focus on the fact that I found it. I declared it mine. I was rolling myself on top of it to scent it. Get it? I was doing the right thing. In a delicate operation like this, I don't need momma telling me to stop it. Specially when she sounds like... a mean man. How is a girl supposed to take care of her business ?

Shh I hear JD coming up... kkkkk, have to go...


Talk to you later momma... I have to go and put something away... yea, that's it, away... you know, everything in its place and a place for everything... as you say... Got to stay neat... kisses,
later....

'vie

2 comments:

Mommy, I'm Home said...

Well at least your momma was alert enough to see you rolling around on the floor -- even if she does sound like a mean man.... Glad she is feeling better!

Chloe said...

Ahahah, that is so true and so cute. Yes, we scent things. Roll on them, that's a good way to scent it. I also like licking something to scent it with my minty breathe or whatever it is that makes it mine when I lick, lick, lick it.