Monday, August 23, 2010

Miss Universe 2010

Reminder to my 4 legged friends. Miss Universe is tonight. As best as I can tell, this is the equivalent of the Westminster for 2legged females. You know... like in confirmation. I, myself will be watching because I am very curious about the judging procedures etc. Like... is there a breed standard? Are there breeds? How to do you tell breeds in 2 leggeds females? Is blond a breed? Is brunette a breed? If truth be told, to me, 2 leggeds appear pretty much to look the same... but I hope to learn something new. Is there a hands-on examination? Who judges? Do they do movement pattern for gait evaluation? If they refuse to stand for a judge, are they punished?
Who am I kidding? I am going to be watching to see what kind of treats they get for winning. That's all. Really. That's all I am really curious about.



bichonpawz said...

hahahaha! ' have a very funny thought process! Hands On Exam! LOL!! xoxoxo Chloe and LadyBug

rocky-dog said...

according to mama, they get a shiny crown and some money for school. not worth it IMHO -- no chewies!