Because I am bored and I have to wait and wait and wait, I have been cruising the web.
This caught my attention: polar bear and dog.
Momma, I want a polar bear! I could play with one when you are busy. [like all the time, it seems...] I don't want or need the snow though. I don't like that stuff. But I have thought about it and I have a good solution for the bear! We have a pool, we could just throw ice cubes in it and the polar bear would be happy.
And, can you make sure that the polar bear likes to play?