Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Second Annual HUMAN SHAMING : chapter THREE

She is forever NOT minding her own business.

If we are playing and having fun and sounding a tiny bit loud, she wants to know what is going on.

Sometimes I want to say stuff like:
"We are solving the world's energy crisis and you keep interrupting us"  or...

"Dang it momma, we were in the middle of the alchemy equation that would turn dog poop into gold and now your interruption has cost us the solution!"

"Momma, we almost had a peace model that would have resolved the middle East crisis once and for all!"

or "Momma we were working on the ultimate shoe storage solution, but your interruption was so distracting we lost interest".... hahahahah she would cry at this one.

Sometimes, we, four leggeds just wants to play, sniff, growl, have fun with each other. LIVE with this MOMMA!



bichonpawz said...

It is a good thing mama didn't participate...she would have been in big trouble!

Kolchak Puggle said...

Mama is always getting her big nose in our business. Apparently apartment living means no barking. What the woof?! I love your solution though. I'm going to tell Mama we were on the verge of creating great tasting, calorie free desserts that are made with real food and watch her spirit crumble.