Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Second Annual HUMAN SHAMING : chapter THREE
She is forever NOT minding her own business.
If we are playing and having fun and sounding a tiny bit loud, she wants to know what is going on.
Sometimes I want to say stuff like:
"We are solving the world's energy crisis and you keep interrupting us" or...
"Dang it momma, we were in the middle of the alchemy equation that would turn dog poop into gold and now your interruption has cost us the solution!"
"Momma, we almost had a peace model that would have resolved the middle East crisis once and for all!"
or "Momma we were working on the ultimate shoe storage solution, but your interruption was so distracting we lost interest".... hahahahah she would cry at this one.
Sometimes, we, four leggeds just wants to play, sniff, growl, have fun with each other. LIVE with this MOMMA!