Robot Dino as a substitute pet???

Pleo my tush.

Can it ever replace moi????


Hahahahaha, be gone you impostor. By gone by way of all other pretenders. You are nothing but a pet rock with a bigger price tag. Need I make a list of all those that have come and gone before you? Remember Furby? Aha. You are a Roomba without a function or a brain... Grrr why even bother dressing you down, it's not like you get it.

To to all of you potential buyers of this debacle of a thing.... RESCUE a real live animal! Only a morally bankrupt hoooman would put out this much cash for the novelty du jour... Seriously!

I should not read the news before I have my morning 'pucino foam.... It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth and ruins my foam for me....

I need a belly rub.
Validate me
'vie