Friday, January 13, 2012

Robot Dino as a substitute pet???

Pleo my tush.

Can it ever replace moi????

Hahahahaha, be gone you impostor. By gone by way of all other pretenders. You are nothing but a pet rock with a bigger price tag. Need I make a list of all those that have come and gone before you? Remember Furby? Aha. You are a Roomba without a function or a brain... Grrr why even bother dressing you down, it's not like you get it.

To to all of you potential buyers of this debacle of a thing.... RESCUE a real live animal! Only a morally bankrupt hoooman would put out this much cash for the novelty du jour... Seriously!

I should not read the news before I have my morning 'pucino foam.... It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth and ruins my foam for me....

I need a belly rub.
Validate me

1 comment:

Kolchak Puggle said...

A robot dog?! What a hunk of junk! Will it know when your sad and give you kisses? No. Will cuddling it warm you up when you're cold? No. Will it love you? NO! Stupid humans who just don't "get it" keep coming p with this crap! Why?!