DOOOOOOOWWWWWI....... AAAAAAAAADDDDDDAAAAAMMMM

I'm Gonna Fed-EX Myself to You
(an adaptation of Woody Guthrie's original)

I'm gonna wrap myself in rice paper
Cause it's delicious too
I'm gonna dot myself with smelly goo*
Stick your address on top of my head

I'm gonna fed ex myself to you

I'm gonna tie me up in candy red string**
 Cause it's delicious too
I'm gonna wear a blue ribbon too
Sit beside my mailbox

I'm gonna  fed ex myself to you

When you find me by your front door
Eat the string and let me out
Wash the goo off my paws
Stick some liver lips in my mouth

Cause they are delicious too

When you find me by your front door
Wash the goo off my paws
Fill me up with smoked tea duck***
Tuck me into your nice warm hug.


I'm gonna fed ex myself to you

I'm gonna wrap myself in rice paper
Cause it's delicious too
I'm gonna dot myself with smelly goo

Stick your address on top of my head


I'm gonna fed ex myself to you
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What's your FedEx account number?****

Love

'vie

see you soonnn!

Hey cut me some slack, I am a little dog, not some poet! Critics...Can't live with them, can't live without them, pass the beer nuts....

 

*momma uses smelly goo all the time specially when she is going places... beats me...

** I love this stuff. liquorice... is it ...full of liquor and rice?

***Last time I was in DC I had some, and it was to die for!!!

****FedEx only picks you up if you have one of these...so, I need it, send it now.