OMD, I need this! I really need this, and with some tweaking maybe we can customize it to "SOURtalics". It is the essence of who I am! It is the right evolution of written speech [if you two leggeds ever got around to learning bark, this would be too rudimentary to be in your universe, but nooooooo....]
Anyway, we need Sartalics and frankly we need it to have some customizing features to denote "sourtalics".