DEAR IRENE,
GO AWAY. NOBODY INVITED YOU TO VISIT
GO AWAY. NOBODY INVITED YOU TO VISIT
OR TO STAY!!
YOU KNOW, LIBYA IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR. TRY GOING THERE.
OH WAIT, THE DEAD SEA WAS TALKING SMACK ABOUT YOU, WHY DON'T YOU GO SETTLE THAT SCORE?
AND DID YOU KNOW WHAT ANTARCTICA SAID ABOUT YOU?
SHE SAID YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BAG OF WIND AND THAT YOU ARE ALL WET. I THINK YOU SHOULD GO THERE AND RAIN ON HER PARADE.
SERIOUSLY, IF YOU WANT TO BE CHIC AND AU COURANT, SOLITARY RETREATS ARE ALL THE RAGE.
YOU KNOW, GO OUT TO SEA, FAR FAR FROM LAND, MEDITATE, FIND YOURSELF.
OR YOU CAN SHOCK THE UNIVERSE AND GO RAIN ALL OVER THE DESERT. NOW THAT WOULD MAKE YOU UNFORGETTABLE. YOU WOULD BE WELCOMED AND BLESSED AND LIKED!
IRENE, PLEASE... GO
'VIE WHO REALLY NEEDS A QUIET VACATION WITH THE DADDY
1 comment:
oh my... that was quite a rant
If I was Irene, I'd turn around now.
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