Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Online dating? Noooot so much....

Proving once again that some two leggeds are just plain weird...:


Momma, please, don't get any ideas. I prefer to find my own....friends. Let's just leave it at that. Not that I don't trust you, but  I wouldn't even trust Patti Stanger.  All right, I would actually trust you over her. One,you know me. Two, I just don't want to hear caca like... "straighten your curls, you look too Bichony..." or whatever.

And I don't want to find myself  stuck on a date with a Chinese Crested who thinks he looks like Rin Tin Tin, just because his owner over compensated for his own feeling of inadequacies by indulging him with one too many chewies.

Besides, I don't need help in the dating department, at all.  I have adjusted and learned to cope with "beautiful girl syndrome".  I know that my looks often intimidate potential suitors. So I have learned to play the game and if I set my sights on a guy, I can usually overcome his shyness. Ask JD. :)

Also, I can vet pretenders. I am no dummy. So, please, momma, find something else to obsess about. Like... packing, maybe?

Maybe we can focus on Tastee Tuesday or the White Hat lunch? Yes, momma I love you too. sheeeesh... 'vie

1 comment:

NanaNor's said...

Hi there, I just came over from Jeanne's and so glad I did. Oh how I love your cut/hairdo-I'm wondering if it is a puppy/teddy bear cut? I just got a new 5 mos old Bichon(you really should come and visit)and he is really scruffy right now until he gets groomed next week, but I bet he'll look handsome then-you might just like him. I'll be following you now.
Happy Paws to you.
Noreen & Hunter