Do you think momma is trying to re-live some part of her childhood that was not fully resolved? Do you think I am being "victimized" by her unresolved issues? Does anything look familiar? Were you forced to wear the same type of thing? Was momma? There is a five spot in it for you if you locate a picture of her wearing it. [two can play this game]
For the record, everyone knows I hate RALPH. Yup, it's a Ralph...Lauren. I favor edgier designers. You notice, I did not even look up once? In what universe is this a great Hanukkah outfit? I am thinking of calling Stacey and Clinton and turning momma in.
Dowi, help... Look she is trying to turn me into a yuppy puppy...and not in a good way!!!
Can you hold some sort of exorcism and beat back the demon of retro chic
I am going to need therapy for years, after this....