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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Living with purpose

Yes, I have to look at you like this. You are absolutely killing me with boredom. The futility of your actions is killing me.  Tell me, what is the point of making the bed, day after day after day...
You are going to sleep in it every night. Yet, you waste 6-7 minutes a day making the stupid bed.
I have seen you get up and make the bed just so you can get back in it to go to sleep...[Sorry daddy, but you had the top sheet facing the wrong  side up]... Momma, listen to me.  Stop this OCD behavior.  You have a few minutes, I have a perfect idea on how to spend them together. A way for both of us to feel pleasure and relax.   Check it out....

I am going to show you how to lay on your back, assume the position and get ready. Watch and learn, tomorrow we will switch roles and you will be getting on your back... and relaxing and...


There, see my belly?  Now all you have to do is give me a belly rub. Now that's living with purpose. There is no futility of action. Both of us are  getting some wonderful pleasure out of this!

Trust me, tomorrow, when you are getting the belly rub, you are going to love it.

It's all about living with purpose. Is that not grand? No wasting time making the stupid bed...


'vie

1 comment:

bichonpawz said...

I can SO hear my Chloe saying this exact same thing...or LadyBug...I think it's a bichon thing!!