Yes, I have to look at you like this. You are absolutely killing me with boredom. The futility of your actions is killing me. Tell me, what is the point of making the bed, day after day after day...
You are going to sleep in it every night. Yet, you waste 6-7 minutes a day making the stupid bed.
I have seen you get up and make the bed just so you can get back in it to go to sleep...[Sorry daddy, but you had the top sheet facing the wrong side up]... Momma, listen to me. Stop this OCD behavior. You have a few minutes, I have a perfect idea on how to spend them together. A way for both of us to feel pleasure and relax. Check it out....
There, see my belly? Now all you have to do is give me a belly rub. Now that's living with purpose. There is no futility of action. Both of us are getting some wonderful pleasure out of this!
Trust me, tomorrow, when you are getting the belly rub, you are going to love it.
It's all about living with purpose. Is that not grand? No wasting time making the stupid bed...
I can SO hear my Chloe saying this exact same thing...or LadyBug...I think it's a bichon thing!!
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