Momma please. Momma I am not going to wear it. Momma it's cheesy. Momma I hate it. Momma it's stupid. Momma it's degrading. Momma, seriously, forget the stupid polka dot bikini. I like swimming naked. Momma if you put that thing on me... you are setting back the women's movement by fifty years! Ok, let's get real...the thing is icky!
I hate having to do this, but... Momma, uncle Jack is on speed dial. Nuff said.