Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The DIRTY BIRDS are back

Noisy noisy noisy....

They are eating up our grass or... dirt?

They are drinking and bathing in our pool...
NASTY!!! But... wait a minute. I am thinking. Chicken is bird. Chicken is delicious.
Are birds delicious??
Mh. If I caught one, do you think momma could cook it in her fast light thingie oven?

I mean... the chicken that came out of there was very good. So maybe the bird would be as good.
How to you get the feathers off and the seasonings on?
Well I can't be bothered with those details. I have to figure out a way to catch one, let momma
worry about the cooking details.

Let me see... how to I catch one fat bird for dinner. Any ideas?

This is going to take a while....

plotting 'vie


Mommy, I'm Home said...

Be careful, 'vie. Those birds can bite back!

rocky-dog said...

Silvie -- those kinds of birds aren't like chicken at all -- chickens mostly walk but those other birds mostly fly -- mamma really doesn't like the birds as they land on the roof and apparently walk noisy. I guess some of them built a nest near part of the roof and when mamma and john had the roof replaced the worker guys accidentally knocked the nest down. Boy was that bird MAD. There ARE some tasty birds out there though (besides chicken)I understand ducks taste good and something called a goose. I saw one once and it was a MONSTER -- bigger than me even! I wouldn't mess with birds unless they are already to be cooked and have all their feathers off!


Shiloh said...

Those birds are a bit messy but they serve a purpose too. Enjoy your blog.