Noisy noisy noisy....
They are eating up our grass or... dirt?
They are drinking and bathing in our pool...
NASTY!!! But... wait a minute. I am thinking. Chicken is bird. Chicken is delicious.
Are birds delicious??
Mh. If I caught one, do you think momma could cook it in her fast light thingie oven?
I mean... the chicken that came out of there was very good. So maybe the bird would be as good.
How to you get the feathers off and the seasonings on?
Well I can't be bothered with those details. I have to figure out a way to catch one, let momma
worry about the cooking details.
Let me see... how to I catch one fat bird for dinner. Any ideas?
This is going to take a while....