I am just NOT feeling it.
It does not have enough bling.
It's too puffy. Too traditional.
I am looking more for the WOW factor. Something more sleek, more elegant, less prom-ish.
And ob... I must have a TIARA.
Less dog COSTUME and more high fashion.
Maybe I should ring David Tutera. Or maybe I should ask Rachel Zoe to design something for moi. Wait, I know, I should really ask Austin Scarlett to design my gown. Everybody is doing Wang or Monique Lhuillier
I am just not THAT girl. I am more avant guarde. You know... Maybe Alberta Ferretti. No not Pnina Tornai.
Well... my search continues...
You didn't know I was in the market for a wedding dress?
Ahhh, neither did JD.
He does now.