I think Hitchcock was out in my back yard. It is filled with angry looking, loud, nasty black birds..
Like anyone in their right mind would want to tinkle with this kind of audience. I have heard of birds eating pretty white fluffy dogs and I am not going to be a statistic.
It does not look any better in color, does it? Momma, I am injured already, get the pad ready, I am NOT going out there.
This is NOT going to HAPPEN to ME:
Girl has to have standards....