Wendy's favorite JOKE

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager:"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"So the manager opens his laptop and googles the word "panda." It reads

"PANDA: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin,

characterized by distinct black and white coloring.

Eats shoots and leaves."

I swear I don't think it is that funny! Look, she starts laughing before she is even done telling the joke!!! It is NOT that funny...I would be glad to publish any of your jokes provided they are funnier than this!

I am not amused

'vie