Wanna see what a very angry Bichon looks like? This is my JD. He took full advantage of his freedom and rolled in some lovely fresh cut grass, and scented himself with some duck poop. [Who are you to judge? Do you know what goes into making your lipstick?? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????]
Bottom line is... in this house, that expression of freedom results in an immediate bath. And this is what post bath looks like: a raging Bichon
[I can't believe you would do this to me @#$#!@#!Frickfrrack *(&(*^$!!!!!]
That look of disdain and seething rage is usually associated with the phrase "going postal..." But I had to hand it to JD. His is a cold, controlled rage and he withholds affection from the momma which is really effective in making her feel guilty.
The 4th of July is fast approaching. Freedom. Why is that freedom NOT afforded to us Bichons? UNFAIR!
So, yuh, post bath and fluff the boy looked like this
Sooooo maybe it was worth it???
You be the judge
actually, Silive, JD looks quite dapper in his "fluffed" look (okay, he I and could be soul-twins based on his first picture!). I'm NOT looking forward to getting a bath tomorrow, but mama says that Aunty Laura is coming for a 4th of July barbeque (hmmm, I wonder what I can guilt people out of???) and I need to look handsome. R
Can you tell me how your mama keeps your face from getting those nasty red tear stains?
I used to be tear stain free and beautiful like you, but since the doctor put me on a special diet for my "little" kidney stone problem my face is all red.
Please email my mama privately with your reply.
LadyBug is ALWAYS getting into trouble rolling in "stuff".....anything that smells awful!! Chloe is just a lady and would never DREAM of rolling in anything....at all!! Have to admit though...JD looks quite nice all fluffed out!!
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