Saturday, July 11, 2015

I do NOT snore! SEPIA SATURDAY!!!






Sometimes I think  know momma needs to learn boundaries. There I was, 'sausted. Spent. Wiped out. I supervised the whole tile laying floor thingie in that new room.  I did it out of the goodness of my sweet tender heart. [ I need this project to be done already!] I finally got some peace and quiet when the pounding, nailing, sawing stopped.  I went upstairs and decided to just claim my spot on the sofa and chillax.

And as I am drifting into sweet surrender sleep... I become aware of the momma. What is she fascinated by????

I mean, do I bother her when she is asleep? Oh yuh, but that's different! I just want to snuggle her and be loved by her as she sleeps. She can continue sleeping, All I need is for her to rub my belly while she sleeps.  It's not as if her hands are busy!

She is some sort of weird peeping tom. She is fascinated by my mouth? She said I am a mouth breather. DUH! I have allergies. Fix that mom! And I blame momma for my allergies.  I got allergies just like she has allergies. It's bad DNA. What? I am right.  You do too inherit allergies from your pawrents!  I am living proof.

Momma is disturbing my nap. She giggles  after she said at weird things like... should she get me braces?  Seriously. GO AWAY. I need to recharge.  I need sleep. I need peace and quiet, I put in my 10 hrs!

And then momma makes an outrageous statement, She says I SNORE! I DO NOT SNORE!.  What she heard is my half invested growl.  I was trying to express my displeasure with her intrusion. But I did not want to fully awaken to do it,

You know, if that Cosmo boy had not already taken up my secret spot under the side table in daddy's office, I would be there, sleeping peacefully and with my privacy intact.  This is all HIS fault.


sigh
of course
now she is kissing me.


ehhh it's a curse. Cuteness is a curse.

Hey, how about a belly rub and I will think of forgiving you for the rude intrusion?

'vie
PS. It's 7-11.  By any chance is 711 Gicing out free hot dogs or something?  They should!  It's their name day!!!! Make mine a fat free turkey dog- naked, hold the bun. 711 Corporate are you listening???








3 comments:

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Terri said...

Cute series of pictures. I love it when they are sleeping and don't know I am there. It was always like that with the kids too.

Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them said...

I agree, cuteness is a curse - and you my dear have been cursed! LOL
Love & Biscuits,
Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them