It goes like this...
It is too darn hot, too darn hot. You need this background music... trust me...
Ehmm what is a "DANG?" Anyway, I wanted to go to the boardwalk,
BUT walking on the boardwalk right now would result in second degree burns on my tootsie. Seriously. And did I mention that it is HOT HOT HOT? Like walking into an oven hot!
So, here is how you do the boardwalk in this heat:
1. YOU pack the car.
a. cold water, lots of it.
b. cooler with chilled fruit and chewies.
d. chill mats
e. momma's rice cakes. [She gets positively miniony evil when she is hungry]
f. And ... yea, give it to the boy, You pack Cosmo's SPLISH2. Splish1 is always home. Splishes 3-7 are in the closet waiting in abeyance,
I will ride in my car seat until we get to the boardwalk. Then I want to be upfront so I can enjoy the view and do my thing. I am the ambassador of good will.
If they have a pulse, seeing my face makes them OHH and AHHH. And you know that daddy has to drive slowly because those are the rules. So, I lend my best "face" to cheer up the wilted tourists.
Wilted is the right word! They look wilted! It is not my fault! Spent? I don't know, you come up with a better word!
After about 10 minutes of "press" tour, I have to have a sip. And a nosh, and momma, don't take it personally, but it is too hot to have you hold me., SO I am going to retire to my own chilled gel mat seat where I can chillax. And yea, I love air conditioning!!! CRANK IT UP DADDY!
Now that is how you do the boardwalk in this heat!
You got that right!
Lily & Edward
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