Dear Mr Khan,
I am sure you have your reasons for being this mad. BUT, listen. Ruining my weekend and making my toes all cold is hardly going to fix whatever it is you are ticked off about. Could you please reconsider your temper tantrum and maybe engage in some goal directed behavior. [I am so good... I am the queen of pop psychology.... ]
Here is a thought. The New Mexico legislators seem to be suffering some sort of brain fever that makes them think stupid thoughts. Maybe if you could focus your wrath on New Mexico, you could cool them down enough that their brain would actually engage in thought process and maybe, just maybe logic could be infused in their thinking. You would still be expressing your wrath and at the same time, doing the world some good.
Please, think about it.
I hate living like this....
'vie who misses the beach.