So, I feel asleep. And then, when I woke up, OHMYWOOF! My usually perfect head looked like this!
Can you woofing believe it?
Is this what they mean when they say they are having a bad hair day?
Oh I hate the ravages of winter.
I decided to show the world this misery because truly, deeply I am noble at heart... or misery loves company...whichever, besides think of it as showing my face without make up.
Everyone is doing that.
and now HELLO...
Man, I can't even try and rock this look.
I am a cross between Carrie and... that nasty poodlish woof up the street who poohs and leaves it for everyone to step in it.
Momma, really, do you have gel or sumeting? Foam, Moose. Mouse, Dear, snake venum...something!!!
Fissss it now.
Really I mean it. I am having a meltdown here. Do you? Do you still love me? Would you be seen in public with me? I mean looking like this....
You said that you would always love me no matter what. well do you? And can you fix it?