Ever have one of THOSE days?
I am in need of a serious back scratch and all my two leggeds seem to be "busy" elsewhere.
Their realities need to be realigned, I say.
When a girl has to roll herself all over to get some itch relief, look to the failing HOOOMAN with ten idle digits and no sense of responsibility.
Yea, momma- YOU.
Yea, daddy- YOU.
And yea nonna, you too... and Mr plumber who is under the sink, YOU too!
I have needs.
What IS it with these humans??? We are being neglected too. Perhaps we should be planning something...revenge??
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