The White Hat Society luncheon. FRUMPT.

Not even for a nano second was I fooled when momma said they had a Bichon in attendance at the White Hat Society Luncheon. Not even for a split of a nano second. Plaster toy does not count. Although... I must admit, the fact that the two leggeds felt the need for a representation of us to take center stage at "their" meeting, tells me we are ADORED.  They are short a few candles and an altar, and some offerings... but... center table is a mighty fine start.

Auntie Robin, Love the paw prints. Awwww...[wait for it] ...some!

Awwwww, such a cute couple. Kip, your daddy is very very nice, and auntie Susan, she is ok too. [that should get under her skin  - I only needle those I love.]

Chit chat, chit chat, chit, chat........................................................................................

Boy they talk a lot! More chit and more chat..................................................................

Momma???? Is that you??? Both your eyes and your mouth are closed??? I did not recognize you. Odd place to nap?  You were not napping? Ha. You are a terrible poser. NOT so easy to be a model, ha?  Now do you appreciate me? Next time, try keeping your eyes open.

Ahhhh, there you are awake. This is Uncle Bob's picture. Crack a smile already, We will practice, I will give you pointers, you will learn to tilt your head down, Boy oh boy... the things I have to do! Working with amateurs... On the whole, nice picture, nice group. Needs more....Bichon.

 

NO. Bigger is not better, it's just creepy. You want a Bichon to attend?  I am  perfectly available, I am soft, I smell good, I love restaurants and I am pretty.  I could even wear one of my tiaras and a dress. [No not any Ralph Lauren   http://www.silvieon4.com/2011/01/ralph-who.html   http://www.silvieon4.com/2011/12/dear-dani-and-nonna.html   ... I will will go Cynthia Rowley for you.]   

Uncle Bob, next time, "poke the bear" make sure momma stays awake.

That's all I am saying....

'vie