Birds invaded OUR yard!
Slowly they all started to fly down to the pool. Silly birds! The pool is closed!!!
It's WINTER! Why are you taking a bath in the dirty pool water? No wonder you are dirty birds!
Check out the dude washing his wing pits? Or pointing to the empty spots? Or to the back of the line? Who knows.
They heard me thinking out loud! They flew into the trees! Bye dirty birds! Thanks for the bird poop. Now momma won't let us out for days!
I'm with you, birds are gross. That's why that movie with the gazillion birds was a horror movie. A movie about lots of dogs all over would be imagining a perfect world.
Lookit all those asgusting birds. I want a bird, but one one of those really cool brightly coloured ones. Not an ugly black one where all it says is CAW
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