Friday, April 10, 2009
You two leggeds are a species of voyeurs. Don't bother with the denials. No use. I have spied on you spying on me. And there is a lot more evidence out there that proves me right...
Big Brother... Panda Cam... Giraffe Cam ... KOKO TV, Jon and Kate plus 8, The Roloffs... etc etc...
I even saw cameras on top of the red light in the middle of the street! Now you are spying on yourselves. Really. Do you think that is healthy?
There are satellites in the sky watching us... watching other satellites and probably being watched by spy cams on earth. It is a wonder paranoia is not more common. Or is it? And is it really paranoia if it is justifiable? Mhhh.
But at this point you cannot put that genie back in the bottle. So, momma, I would like Silvieon4 Cam. Really. I mean I am cute and why not? I have nothing to hide. Except... that chewie I "borrowed" from Wendy... That pillow corner you have not discovered yet [oh I am blaming that on Dowi] but I will deal with that long before we go on air. Look, I am eye candy and I am entertaining. Honestly! Why can't you try and put together a deal for me with Lifetime and maybe the animal planet? You know I could donate my earning to rescue.
I am just trying to maximize the return on that all too human obsession" Voyeurism".
Can you see me as a reality TV "star"???