Ignoring me is NOT the answer momma. If you are going to deny me my one and only [for today] fondest wish, you OWE me some kind of explanation.
I met the little white furry blurry pink nosed thingie., It is so cute I want to bring it home.
I watched it. It is behind the glass ! How awful. It needs to me rescue it. It needs me to bring it home.
I will love it, and play with it and chase it and snuggle it and let it run freeeeeeeeeeee!
Look at it momma, it is ever so cute! It matches me! I think is it a Bichon -mouse!
Why not???? Momma you are a hypocrite. No- "because I said so" is not a valid answer.
You run this house like you are a dictator. Yes I am pouting. I want the furry thing!
No more kisses. I am done with you.
who asked you to clean up after it? Make daddy do it!
I am not talking to you.
I am done.