Yes that was my reaction to momma telling me she wanted me to see something "special". At first I got all excited. I figured that somehow, magically she had managed to make a few of the recipes in her broken state.
And then...and then she shows me these:... and then I was underwhelmed....
?! what the woof? Are we getting a small hooman? Noooo she says, these are her "first shoes".
I am speechless... so many thoughts, none can be put in print,
A cultivated fetish...????
Three continents and half a century and you still hang on to something you can't fit your big toe in?
Allright. You do not have a problem.
Obviously I DO have a problem! you!
I need a functional hooman. I need to test drive some of those delicious recipes... It is for the good of dogkind! I have to test them!!!!!
Yea, I am wordless. YOU , use those dang thumbs, and VOTE.
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