Splendor in the grass

So let's talk,,, This picnic thing. How does it work?  When do we get the goodies? A girl could starve waiting for you people. I will just guard the basket.

No thank you, no games for me. I am  too weak ... I am starved. And a pillow or two would have been nice.
I am having to sit on grass! Talk about uncivilized. I do hope you remembered some lemon slices for my water, and maybe a few cucumber slices, a sprig or two of mint?

So far, other than the basket, there is no splendor in this grass.
'vie