Monday, July 1, 2013

No, I won't do that.


(Yiddish): Clothing, textiles; pejorative- Rags, old tattered clothing.
That old lady always schleps around in her schmattas.
This is a hideous schmatta.

Momma put the schmatta  on me... UGH! Where did she dig this caca from?  What the heck is that fabric???? SINthethicless from China???? WTW??? [What the woof , of course] I crumpled like an old tissue.
I am ashamed.
I do not do schmattas.

Daddy tried to pep talk me.
It just did not work.
I think I am 'lergic to schmattas.

Kisses don't help.  Nothing helps.  I need this thing off me now!  The cheapness is making me feel icky.

I will do anything for love, but I won't do THAT!


Unknown said...

Ah, poor little Silvieon4. Rocky's daddy tried to talk me into getting Rocky a t-shirt this weekend when we were shopping for a new walking harness (that boy has been REALLY difficult to fit!). I stood my ground for Rocky's sanity and would not let John buy the icky thing.

Rocky's mama

silvieon4 said...

I looked at this label... convict clothes...Martha Stewart... as IF! Rocky has the right idea. Have you seen how fluffy I am?

Unknown said...

Dear Silvieon4,
Think you have it bad? My mommie tried to put me in a pineapple dress by that same woman and then had the nerve to give me and Herbie a carrot!! He didn't even have to put on nothing! Just laid there laughing!! Course mama never heard him!!!

Unknown said...

Also we are trying to not buy things made in China. Much harder than it sounds.

silvieon4 said...

Seriously what is wrong with our mommas? I told her today I will not wear rags evah! And, I hate raw carrots. Now... I do like them cooked in some stock. I would like them glazed, but then she whines about DIET....DIET needs to DIE!

bichonpawz said...

How on earth could anyone make cute little you wear THAT?? xoxo Chloe and LadyBug