What???? He started it! Seriously momma, JD started it. I was just sitting here minding my own biz, and then he started tossing pillows off the couch and nudging me.
All I was doing was waiting for breakfast.
Look at me, see how innocent I look?
That's because I am INNOCENT!
I am the GOOD one.
Look into my eyes.
I am pure joy.
[I have practiced this look for months, it is finally paying off!]
Even when I try and play with my tags, he follows me.
Look! All I am doing is de-tagging my crinkle critter.