Wednesday, May 28, 2008



REWARD: 4 chewy things

Name: Stevie the Squirrel
Height: 6-8 inches
Weight: approx. 2 lbs
Eyes: Beady.
Race: furry.
Last seen: runnin' all over my yard

Please be advised that Stevie the Squirrel has dangerous arms and creepy little hands. He is known to scurry all around MY YARD. If you see Stevie, BARK LIKE HELL. Chase him. Chase him alot. But beware: the little craphead can run UP TREES. Unnatural.

protect and serve,

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