NO thanks

Oy vey, my family.

So, the whole fam is in town and that's usually a great thing. They all love me. They pet me. They feed me.

But this time....this time....

THEY MADE ME GO IN THE POOL!

And, as if that humiliation isn't bad enough, they put me in this orange getup. It has a handle on the back. A freakin' handle.

Yeah, they looooved it. I did not.

I'm so going to pee on something expensive.

whatevs,
'vie