She is a "cat."
She was nice enough to sit down with me to help me understand these curious animals (her people called my people). I learned alot about "cats." For example, they are very vain and humans steal their "business."
Just a note before you read the interview -- She doesn't recognize our superiority. Don't be upset! It's not her fault. She is a "cat."
What are you reading?
The newest John Grisham book, "The Appeal"
What is it like to be a cat?
Awesome.
Do you have any cool toys?
Do you have any cool toys?
My mom buys me SO many toys. She loves me.
Can I have them?
I don't share and no.
Can I have them?
I don't share and no.
What is your owner like?
She is ALMOST as pretty as I.
Why do you "use it" in a box?
Why do you "use it" in a box?
Duh, so I don't have to go outside.
Are you saving it for later?
No, but I don't know what my mom does with it when she takes it out of the box...
You realize dogs are cooler though, right?
Are you saving it for later?
No, but I don't know what my mom does with it when she takes it out of the box...
You realize dogs are cooler though, right?
Absolutely not.
How fun is cat nip?
I actually am indifferent to cat nip.
any final thoughts?
I am beautiful. Did I mention that?
Only like 30 times.
stop, drop, and roll!
'vie
How fun is cat nip?
I actually am indifferent to cat nip.
any final thoughts?
I am beautiful. Did I mention that?
Only like 30 times.
stop, drop, and roll!
'vie
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