Thursday, May 29, 2008

NEW friend?

This is Lucky.

She is a "cat."

She was nice enough to sit down with me to help me understand these curious animals (her people called my people). I learned alot about "cats." For example, they are very vain and humans steal their "business."

Just a note before you read the interview -- She doesn't recognize our superiority. Don't be upset! It's not her fault. She is a "cat."

What are you reading?
The newest John Grisham book, "The Appeal"

What is it like to be a cat?

Do you have any cool toys?
My mom buys me SO many toys. She loves me.

Can I have them?
I don't share and no.

What is your owner like?
She is ALMOST as pretty as I.

Why do you "use it" in a box?
Duh, so I don't have to go outside.

Are you saving it for later?
No, but I don't know what my mom does with it when she takes it out of the box...

You realize dogs are cooler though, right?
Absolutely not.

How fun is cat nip?
I actually am indifferent to cat nip.

any final thoughts?
I am beautiful. Did I mention that?

Only like 30 times.

stop, drop, and roll!

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