Monday, August 21, 2017

Are you sure?


So, I am told that today is the day that the sun will get eclipsed. I am not even sure what that means. But I hate the idea of my sunshine being turned off even for a minute.

I am a well known sunnie. I find that perfect ray streaming in and I lay myself just so... 2/3 on the ac vent so my my curls get the right amount of wind and cool while the rest of me catches the warmth of that ray of sunshine. It is part of my daily routine.

Momma this morning after breakfast made her announcements. She has to be gone today, daddy in charge. Ho hum.  We are supposed to mind daddy and let him know when we need to go out . Ho hum. No chewing , no fighting , no marking... blah blah blah... Where is she going anyway? More instructions?! Oy , will it ever stop? I hate micro-managers, don't you? We are not to go out during the eclipse so we don't fry our eyeballs. Ho hu...??? What? Fried eye balls?

Back up woman. What are you talking about? I don't want any part of me fried, dyed or slayed to side. Who is in charge of this? I think I need to have a convo.

Ecplise. eclipse.  I heard that word before.  Something about Eclipse of the heart? A song right? Something stupid Alexa warbles.  Yes she is stupid. She will not take my Azamon orders. Yes Azamon. And she will not acknowledge my requests for BBQ rib delivery. Stupid. Limited by infancy technology. Have you heard her jokes??? UGH. Its like being with a 8 year old hooman boy.

Back to this eclipse thing. Does the sun have a heart that is being eclipsed?  Can we opt out? Is is dangerous? How long is this going to take? What if I have to tinkle during this thing? Will have have to go with my eyes closed?  I could fall in the the pool, or bump in a bush, or trip on a blade of grass! You don't know how dangerous the backyard can be! This is unacceptable.

Momma, I dont think you should go anywhere. Daddy is ok as a back up, but in times like these we need primary resources caregiver to be on deck! Has he been briefed? Is there a protocol, can we get a copy of said protocol in case daddy forgets?

Momma,  are you positively sure it's going to be ok? And it will all go back to normal quickly?  And by the by... "fried eyeballs" is never just a figure of speech.
Don't try and coddle me.

I need my I pad.  I need to research this. What a crock. What an absolute crock. turning off the sun. Is it like a puter reset? Is there an update or patch that the sun is installing?  I just need to know why.

and what time is this happening????
ahh here we go :Eclipse

Still don't like it.  Momma, gimme you heart ring. I want to hold it until you get back.  [I call this insurance]

Ya'll don't fry your eyeballs.


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