Happy Thanksgiving Happy Hanukkah I give up Happy THANKsAGIVUKKAH!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving  Happy Hanukkah I give up Happy THANKsAGIVUKKAH!!!!

How auspicious. 

a once in 70 million years 

event delicious.

The stars have aligned and 

the message is clear

Eat, eat, eat,  MY dear!

Bring on the food and celebrate...

I am ready

to make merry and partake

Latkes, apples, chopped livahhhh,

lox, sable, sambussa

turkey, stuffing, make me quiver

Mashed potatoes and kugle

hey, I am watching your figure,

more sweet potatoes and noodles?

Gravy me some everything

I want it all...

Keep the cranberry ring

No, no olives, no pickles, no dills

no room for things

that don't give me a thrill.

I wants the smells saved

for days when

comfort is what I crave

I have the jar right here

fill it with the smells and feelings

that make this day so dear

Is that oven on? Crank up the heat...

Now pop that  Big chicken named after a country in

I am on alert, I will announce when it is time to eat!

'vie


{ hey I am a dog!  You want better poetry?  Go read Neruda or Cummings!}