|I was minding my own business. I had found a wonderful scented patch of muck in the back yard and had a grand roll in it. One of the rites of spring!|
|Oy the drama! Nose pinching, finger pointing [yea, like polite counts around here!] I was immediately grabbed|
|taken to the sink, and the ritual torture you call "washing" was started. See me endure? Don't say it. Yes I know...path....ethic...|
|JD and the Wendy had to inspect me, they were so worried about me. They took inventory. Everything is where it's supposed to be.|
|the nightmare is over. I look horrible. I will retaliate... I just have to do it when it actually counts. I will get even.|
I believe you have suffered grievously, Miss 'Vie, and I have no doubt you will retaliate in the precisely right way at the precisely right moment. I have faith in you.
they just don't understand
Benny & Lily
Oh Vie...I am so sorry. I got subjected to a bath this week too. It was awful. humans just don't understand!
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