Thursday, April 19, 2012

You would NOT believe what I went through!

I was minding my own business. I had found a wonderful scented patch of muck in the back yard and had a grand roll in it. One of the rites of spring!
Well. I walk back into the house and my two leggeds go nuts.  No, literally, they go nuts.
Oy the drama! Nose pinching, finger pointing [yea, like polite counts around here!] I was immediately grabbed 
taken to the sink, and the ritual torture you call "washing" was started. See me endure? Don't say it. Yes I know...path....ethic...
And to prove that there are limits to what she can do... she whose name I shall not utter  [it is called retaliation], took out the blow dryer and turned me into Rosanne Roseannadanna.Thank DOG I am getting real grooming tomorrow. Wait... tomorrow? You mean I will have to suffer through this caca AGAIN? Where is the Canine Rights Commission when you need them? Sucking up chewies somewhere being ineffective...Burocats!
JD and the Wendy had to inspect me, they were so worried about me. They took inventory. Everything is where it's supposed to be.
Except for that stupid bow.
She was proud of herself. Look at that stupid bow.
the nightmare is over. I look horrible. I will retaliate... I just have to do it when it actually counts. I will get even.

 'vie the VICTIM


Tucker The Crestie said...

I believe you have suffered grievously, Miss 'Vie, and I have no doubt you will retaliate in the precisely right way at the precisely right moment. I have faith in you.

Two French Bulldogs said...

they just don't understand
Benny & Lily

Kolchak Puggle said...

Oh Vie...I am so sorry. I got subjected to a bath this week too. It was awful. humans just don't understand!