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Friday, March 16, 2012

tell me a STORY

 
It's raining. I hate the rain. I am bored and I want to do something fun. Can we go to the pet toy store?  Can we go look at fancy chickens and squealy mice?  Can we go see live sushi?
Momma, seriously, you know I hate being bored. If you won't do anything fun, can you at least tell me a story?  A good story. Not one of your weird stories that makes no sense because it was before computers or before cell phones. I can't relate to ancient history.  Not unless you wear period costumes and get a good ensemble of supporting actors.  I don't want to hear about cars with no GPS.  No, I don't want to watch you bake unless you are going to involve me in the process.  If you are going to have a tasting table, then I am in. But just to watch you... nahhh, I have seen it before. It is boring and painful.

So, tell me a story!!!! And nooooo I don't want to hear a dirty story. I don't care about pigs falling in the mud! I miss daddy. He would never allow us to be bored. You are allowing my mind to go to atrophy.

Come on, woman try, let's do something!!!! Can we go visit Uncle Phil? How about the mall? Can we go there?  How do you know the buggy won't fit in your car?  Why would you buy a stupid car?  I am bored!!!

I am going to get you started.... Once upon a time.... come on, chime in.... you went to college, and that other thing, law school, you can come up with a good story.... tryyyyyy...

Remember... a mind is a terrible thing to waste... Puzzles???? NO!!!!!! they are boring too!
And so is packing,  and cleaning. BOOOOOOOORRRIIINNNGGGG...

I could do a walk,  ok.... we can go for a walk. Yea right, like we know when it will stop raining....

pouting
'vie

5 comments:

Tucker The Crestie said...

Aww, poor 'Vie! I hope something fun happens for you today!

bichonpawz said...

You are adorable even when pouting 'vie. But, don't criticize your momma's car...we have the same one...and we are here to inform you that our buggy fits in the back...when you fold the seats down into the floor!! Bet you got to go to the toy store after all...right?? xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Cherie K. Miller said...

Enjoy St. Patty's day with your sweeties. It's a beautiful day in Georgia. Wish you were here.

Stopping by on the blog hop today. Have a terrific weekend celebrating St. Patty's with your furry ones! And drop into Pet Peeves to see the Ninja kitties.

Bassetmomma said...

Something fun should happen today. It`s St. Patricks Day! Happy Patty's Day!

Rumpydog said...

Oh Dog! I'm sad just reading this! *sigh*