Momma, you need glasses! We are NOT barking at "nothing". Not unless you define nothing to look like dinner raw [lapin.... lapin... whattttt????] and some kind of small gator like monster with a red face. DO NOT GO OUT THERE!!!!! He will eat you or something. Call somebody, call the gardeners, the grass needs to be cut and while he is at it he can mow down the slithery thing.
And did you notice the fluffies??? What is that? What do you mean cotton? That's the Poodle from down the street? No. it is cotton from a cotton plant. Ha. Well, should you go get it for q tips or something? But now.... it is dangerous out there.
And we ARE NEVER wrong....