Friday, May 1, 2015

Cosmo speaks

Hello everyone,

The little tiara wearing tyrant girl finally relented and gave me a shot at a guest post.
Maybe, I am finally getting  through to her. I am not going anywhere, this is my home too!

You know, auntie Robin came by with auntie Lisa. Guess what?  I knew I was home and they were not here to pick me up. I watched them leave. WITHOUT ME!.  Know why?  'Cause I am HOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I did happy loops and zoomies all over the house.
I have been here a short time. Some still treat me like I am a guest who is overstaying his visit. Some ignore me, some just don't know what to do with me. It's OK.

The momma seems to be all bout my being happy and I am all about getting fully bonded to her.
Aside from the facts that she controls the cold box, the hot box, and all the dishes that get filled and served, she is really nice and cuddles very well. And yes, sometimes that Silvie girl does not let me near the momma, but I am OK.  I am getting my fair share.

Much discussion has been had about why I was named Cosmo. 
Never thought I would have to explain it. I mean, It's obvious no?


combining form 
indicating the world or universe: cosmology, cosmonaut, cosmography
Word Origin
from Greek: cosmos
Collins English Dictionary - Complete & Unabridged 2012 Digital Edition
© William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins
Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009, 2012

What do you see when you look into my eyes? You should see that the universe is in order as it should be. I am a representation of that whole, of the parts working as a whole.,.  in short, I am where I belong. I am your world.

Look, if you need more reasons to  fall in love with me, I am going to make you a list:

I am cute, heck based on looks alone... I am a BICHONnaire . Look at my fabulous tail!
I am smart, I am cuddly, I kiss, I bark and I fan my tail like it is on auto pilot.
I have figured out the lay of the land and have told yellow cat that I am here to deal with him.
I have also figured out my boundaries. JD's observation post is ALL HIS. Got it.
Nobody messes with Mr Kaboing or the Silvieon4 gets really mad.  Got that.
The Wendy will sniff you when she wants to not when you want her to.  Got that.
And guys I have mastered the art of the pleading eye beg, Have you seen me work the momma?

Yes, it's true I have horrible anxiety about being in a car NOT in the front seat, but I am working on that.

And yes... I am working on my food issues. I apologize for stealing treats. I AM WORKING ON THAT!!  Honest, it's stronger than me,.. I think it's the turkey jerky... you do things that you would not normally do!  Forgive me.

Anyway, I like it here, a lot.

Now about this pool business.... REALLY? I am mean.... REALLY REALLY????????? And then this morning... that little one drops another "bomb".  She said... and I quote: "The pool is easy, momma likes to poach herself in the hot tub, and you follow her everywhere, I am dying to see you poach!"

????????????????????????????????????? Poach?  AS IN SIMMER IN A WATER BATH???

HOT tub???? She said it is a Fall thing mostly. Oh boy... I got to figure out this stuff,  I mean they are OK, I am going to be OK,,,, Right?????

Should I ask for help?

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