Thursday, December 12, 2013
What? Are you kidding me? Existential crisis!
The down side of being a blogging four legged is my loss of innocence. This week stories like these have sent me into a full existential crisis.
If this is true, why can't I have ALL the chewies I want? All of them now, all at once? You can calibrate a hologram to make me appear thinner, right? So what's the point? Gimme all the Chewies now, or gimme a reason.
And then this story! Listen up people, I need something more uplifting and what ever happened to "holiday cheers" anyway?