It was NOT me momma! It was this awful, nasty, hissing thing. You know... what do you call those long slithery things that hiss...ahmmmm. Oh yes a SNAKE! It was a red eyed, green skinned, yellow tailed with polka dots and stripes... and it had a huge rattling things and it was breathing fire, it was a SNAKE that plucked the package of vanilla scented sugar from the packing bin! I think it came from Kip and Fiona's house!
It was vile, and nasty, and momma I tried to stop it! I risked my life to take down the vile thief!
That's how I ended up with the package in my mouth. For realsies! I snatched it bravely from the jaws of the beast!
You should give me a reward or something. I could take a bit of cookie.
some people are just ungrateful.