How to travel to Knott's Island

 First you find a lap.

A very good, comfy lap.

Then you get a belly rub and you nosh on a cracker.

Then you borrow a neck pillow and momma's hat.  You put the neck pillow under your head on momma's lap and the hat covers your face from the sun.  Make sure the a/c vent hits you on a slant.  You want cool not frozen. Then you nap. And you wake up all fresh and wunnerful.

By the way, are there knots in Knot's Island?

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