When a girl goes through this much trouble to get a date with you, you have to be a gentleman and respond.
And for dogness sake, demand a cell phone! Tell your security team to fetch one for you.
I am just saying. Ramona, honey, I know you have fallen for dark and handsome, but have you ever considered a sweet wonderful Bichon? Curly and white are a delight!
I know lots of Bichon guys and I could set you up with one, I am not selfish, I share. You should look at the TBFR calendar and, ehmmm "shop"...
Bo, hopefully you get to see this message, Ramona, call me girl, we should woof.