I found it. I as in me, I FOUND IT. I know the law. Founder-keeper. Therefore the new fancy
Couch-ette is mine, all mine. And everyone knows, if it fits I sits. Therefore it's mine.
I look great on it. Therefore it's mine. It matches something, therefore it's mine. It now has my smell and therefore it's mine.
No, I really don't want the boys on it. It's mine. Claimingggggggggg it. From this moment forward it is mine. My tushie needs this. It is MINE.