Really? We don't have a cabana boy????
Well then, how does one get one of those umbershoot drinks with the fancy fruit wedges, around here?
No nibbles? No bits of liver on a fancy plate? Worst pool side service EVER! How about some cheese?
Helloooooooo..... how about some service???????
Service... 1 star. They don't even try!... Do you see that the one cushion is down? 0 star.